THIS WEKE: KOSMIK JUSTISE DESEND ON THE RONG-DOER

THIS WEKE: KOSMIK JUSTISE DESEND ON THE RONG-DOER
is it reely a hole sumernight since kat comence her once weakley rant o hoaley MOALEY o can it be true?
it giv one pause for THORT when one cast ones mind back to the hedey days of sumer 2007 those halceon times when a young and thrusteng gorden BROUN sezed the throan at number 10 the nasion fell in LUV with xciteng new tallents like basehunter and the POGBIN DETECTIVS the luvley doll hav just diskoverd the delites of the GLASS TROMBONE she was giving the good news on a nitely basis and is there still jam for tea mater? SUCH DAYS WE ENJOID AS NEVVER BEFOR.
but TIMES WIGNED CHARRIET PURSU US ALL it snap at our heals and sa look sharp fatey i do not hav all DAY.
it is INSTRUKTIV to look back on this past yere and relise the FAIT wich hav befallen those who kross KAT yes infakt we must kontemplate a verriteble KURSE OF THE DOLL.
she hav binned off in a fit of PEAK for the minor ofence of sukuming to the ADVANSES of a atraktiv cool breeze well it is rude not to after they have given you the old babeyshables once over. the twig-leged also take UMBERANCE at inosent habits i.e. pasing out in the TIOLET and flaging down the miror next thing sugarcup is livving in a KARAVANET on a hankney WIK wot a swizz. SUCH IS THE WEEL OF FATE.
the doll hav ofered the bennefit of her XPERENCE her good sense and linguistic abilites also the old VITTAMIN H at a nockdown prise of £10 for two bags you wil get no beter on the high rode.
aftr kicking her whil down an out sugar has ran off to the jailbound cool breeze for a last race or two. imagen the sene the rateling slender silvan sole sensasion trainspotting. cool breeze having embrased the time honroed practise after having receved his sentence e.g. out in a fortnite fined 1 (0ne) bag WINEGUMES and his siley trilby hat.
but wot of the doll HERSELF?
with trembeling hands kat pump up her hair and dance into the morning SUNLITE.....